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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing 
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

If you don’t reblog this by 11:59:59PM, you won’t get a visit from Loki, sex god extraordinaire. And also all of your Loki posts will be deleted.

toomanyfandomsforoneurl:

apersonificationofsins:

better-harder-faster-once-ler:

eccentricharlequinn:

dreaming-witch:

fuck-your-feelingsss:

I’m sorry followers, I’m not risking it!

only cause the source is CNN

What ?

JUST INCASE

((no chances guys sorry))

shroompuss:

booooooyouwhoree:

i found me in pokemon form

me

magicalslowpoke:

Alt art is fantabulous

lunarnova:

feathersandwhimsy:

NEVER NOT REBLOG THE TIMELINE

Uhhh man. Just. Omg. From being happy brats together in the dark ages to rival friends in the Renaissance and then just how much they hate fighting each other in the Napoleonic Wars and the pain it causes oh my god how can everyone just ignore that no other two countries have as much intertwined history? HOW

I love the end though, that through everything they were still there to prop each other up in WW2.

UHJHSDJHFSDJKHKFSD

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY HISTORICAL FEELINGS

[Art by chira-chira]

HISTORY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELSSS