new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
AHAHHAHAHAHA YES ^
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
maybe if i make more jokes about it it’ll sTOP HURTING
NO I LOVE THIS
TIME TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ON CINEMAGRAPHS FOR A SECOND TIME
cinemagraphs are NOT gifs. unlike gifs, cinemagraphs are technically photos that only have one thing being in constant motion while everything else stays the same. only the moving bit is on loop.